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Reviews by 'Alan Smithee'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2354
reviews published to date.
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Zulu (1964)
Tribal warriors get Cained.
May 21, 2004
Unscored
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(19)
Zoop In India (2006)
Dutch Indian oven.
Aug 10, 2010
Unscored
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Zoolander (2001)
Zoolander mistakenly accepts award.
Feb 5, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Poking fun at fashion.
May 22, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Zoo (2007)
Horse riding.
Jul 2, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Zoo (2007)
Hands on horse.
Jul 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Zoo (2007)
Horse fucker gets screwed.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Zombie Training Survival Guide (2009)
Cook, Cronin's zombie helpers.
Aug 10, 2010
Unscored
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Zombie Tapioca Lovefest 4000 (2008)
Moroney nails zombies!
Aug 10, 2010
Unscored
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Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Flesh seekers show flesh.
May 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Zombie Ninja Gangbangers (1997)
Fornicate of the dead.
May 5, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Zodiac (2007)
Zodiac kills in time.
Aug 1, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Zero Effect (1998)
Stiller assists modern Sherlock.
Jul 23, 2003
Unscored
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(7)
Zero Effect (1998)
Sleuth Pullman finds blackmailer.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Zed & Two Noughts, A (1985)
Alba loses legs, dies.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Zathura (2005)
Intergalactic star dwelling.
Jan 24, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Elizabeth Wanks, Justin Schlong.
Nov 7, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Daria, Mark encapsulate era.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Meg Ryan: she-mails.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Yours, Mine And Ours (2005)
Couple merge 18 kids.
Jul 12, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Your Mom's A Slut... She Takes It In The Butt! (2006)
Mom gets rear ended.
Apr 7, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Young Guns (1988)
Killer Kid craves kudos.
Feb 2, 2004
Unscored
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(6)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond's speedy ninja lessons.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
SPECTRE has landing missile?
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Henderson needs thicker walls.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Yolngu Boy (2001)
Boy defends tribal renegade.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Yolngu Boy (2001)
Sniffer sets self ablaze.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Yojimbo (1961)
Gangs bid on Samurai.
Aug 15, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Y Tu Mamá También (2001)
Mexican teens' carnal roadie.
Jun 18, 2003
Unscored
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(5)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
XXx².
Jun 3, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Famke's Dark Phoenix rising.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
X-Men (2000)
Superhero mutants' equality quest.
May 15, 2003
Unscored
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(5)
Xanadu (1980)
Rollerskating Greek muse. Riiiight.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
X2 (2003)
Rebellious mutant: flamin' idiot.
Feb 9, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
X 2000 (1998)
Y2K produces twin surprises.
Jun 12, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
X (1963)
Doctor causes Radiologist retrenchments.
Apr 22, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Flight Club.
Jan 27, 2009
Unscored
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(6)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Israel-right winger.
Feb 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Kiwi Burt hurtles along.
Oct 27, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
World's Biggest Penis (2006)
Head Dick.
Apr 15, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
World's Biggest Penis (2006)
King Schlong.
Apr 15, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston's a dirty slut.
Jul 6, 2005
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(2)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston scores 620.
Jul 6, 2005
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(1)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
Chong's multiple 'pole' dancing.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
251 dicks in whore.
Aug 28, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
World War Z (2012)
3652 Days Later.
Mar 11, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
World Trade Center (2006)
Towers Cage police officers.
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Irving's sharp Garp satire.
May 10, 2003
Unscored
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(4)
Working Girl (1988)
Melanie hits Wall Street.
Jul 4, 2003
Unscored
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(6)
Word Wars (2004)
Word fight.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Wonderland (2003)
Malice in Wonderland.
Jan 3, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Wonder Woman (1974)
Stardust mammaries.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Women Of Pitcairn Island, The (1956)
Native women prove Bounteous.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Woman Wanted (2000)
Hot housekeeper: Holly Humper.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wolves Of Wall Street (2002)
Rich bitches.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing, The (1922)
Wild and wooly.
May 10, 2007
Unscored
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(12)
Wolf (1994)
Jack's wolf bites back.
Jun 12, 2003
Unscored
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(5)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Kansan in the wind.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
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(20)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Lion's skipping tonight.
Sep 20, 2008
Unscored
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(7)
Witness (1985)
Cop covets Amish babe.
Jun 10, 2003
Unscored
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(12)
Withnail & I (1987)
Big bloke's aborted buggery.
Jul 28, 2003
Unscored
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(10)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Witches dicked by Nicholson.
May 6, 2003
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(8)
Wind In The Willows, The (1996)
Pythons battle, vanquish weasels.
Apr 2, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Wimbledon (2004)
Dunst with balls.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
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(8)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wonka: Schindler of Loompa-land.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wild Things (1998)
Kevin's bacon is revealed.
Aug 16, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Wild Hogs (2007)
'City Slickers' on motorcycles.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Wild At Heart (1990)
Laura loves Caged robber.
May 31, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Why The Cook Was Fired (1902)
Hubby's in her pantries.
Apr 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Why Go Naked? (1997)
Nudist weirdos encourage same.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Who The Fuck Is Jackson Pollock? (2006)
They misspelled #$&%.
Apr 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Who Killed Atlanta's Children? (2000)
Belushi chases Atlantan killer.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Who Is Alan Smithee? (2002)
Directors utilise 'Disown' feature.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Who Is Alan Smithee? (2002)
Ashamed filmmakers deny credit.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Who Is Alan Smithee? (2002)
All About Me.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
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(32)
White Oleander (2002)
Jailbird Pfeiffer manipulates daughter.
Jan 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
White Noise (2005)
Drowned wife nags Keaton.
May 25, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
White Man's Burden (1995)
Whites second class citizens.
Sep 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Max, head roam.
Dec 20, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? (2008)
Spurlock tries unlocking secret.
Apr 22, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? (2008)
We seek Bin here...
Sep 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(12)
When Angels Fall (1959)
Ping-pong balls gleefully crushed.
Apr 25, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
What's Love Got To Do With It (1993)
Simply the Bassett.
Sep 25, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(17)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Massive Mum's home cremation.
May 10, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(13)
What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
Deityhatsu.
Mar 22, 2007
Unscored
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(6)
What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
J-Isuzu.
May 16, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Drowned mistress drowns murderer.
Jul 10, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(11)
What About Bob? (1991)
Murray's phobias pester shrink.
Jul 1, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Wham Bam Slam (1955)
Shemp: sick. Claude: Quack.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Whaledreamers (2006)
Thompson sonorous, whales majestic.
Aug 11, 2010
Unscored
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Whale Rider (2002)
Girl modernises patriarchal legend.
May 17, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Whale Music (1994)
Beluga tunes.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Week-End At The Waldorf (1945)
Dying soldier chases steno.
Sep 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Macabre puppeteers desecrate friend.
Feb 6, 2004
Unscored
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(10)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Jilted crooner's Drew desire.
Jul 28, 2003
Unscored
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(5)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Drew grows old accompanied.
Jan 10, 2004
Unscored
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(8)
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
McConaughey hates colourful candy.
Feb 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Brazen buddies bang bridesmaids.
Jul 21, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Cougar Basinger ensnares Garth.
Feb 5, 2006
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Wayne's World (1992)
Myers, Lowe speak Chinese.
May 7, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Page Range
Zulu <---> Wayne'
Wayne' <---> Top Gu
Top Gu <---> Stir C
Stigma <---> Sir Wa
Single <---> Sabrin
Rush H <---> Quadro
Q & A <---> Pardon
Papill <---> Naked
Naked <---> Men Na
Men Na <---> Lord O
Lord O <---> Lawren
Lawnmo <---> Jerk,
Jekyll <---> Hoosie
Hoosie <---> Golden
Golden <---> First
First <---> Ella E
Elizab <---> Demon
Demoli <---> Comman
Color <---> Carry
Carry <---> Borat:
Boogie <---> Battle
Batman <---> Americ
Americ <---> 30 Day
3:10 T <---> $1,000
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