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Rovark (4339)
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MguyX (4270)
Luck-pushing, rule-bending, chance-taking reviewer
Reviews by 'Rovark'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4339
reviews published to date.
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Zulu Dawn (1979)
Impi irradicates imperial invaders.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Zulu (1964)
Buthelezi gets a Caine-ing.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Zorro's 'blade' double-edged.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Zorba The Greek (1964)
Gregarious Greek befriends Brit.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Frankie says 'Kill President'.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Zoolander (2001)
Magnum's a show stopper.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Model's wet look- inflammatory.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Zodiac (2007)
Twe12e.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Zodiac (2007)
Serial killer claims overkills.
Jun 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Zodiac (2007)
Gyllenhaal draws cartoons, conclusions.
Jun 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Zodiac (2007)
Inter-juristictional non-cooperation stymies investigation.
Jun 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973)
Bowie's alter-ego farewells.
Apr 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Zed & Two Noughts, A (1985)
Montage of loss/ decay.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Zarak (1956)
Mature stepson desires Ekberg.
Jul 16, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
You've Got Mail (1998)
'Shop Around Corner' E-hashed.
Apr 2, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Young Winston (1972)
Budding British bulldog biopic.
Jan 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Young Mr. Pitt, The (1942)
Wartime PM defies dictator.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Young Mr. Lincoln (1939)
Great Emancipator's first success.
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
Pat on Kid's back.
Jan 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Young Guns (1988)
Estevez's a Bonney psychopath.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Frankenstein touchy about name.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Monster's 'Ritz': a cracker.
Jan 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Young Einstein (1988)
Einstein of lager, mate.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Young Billy Young (1969)
Sheriff Mitchum ironically Able.
Sep 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
You Only Live Twice (1967)
'Tombescent' Bond resurrected.
May 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Yojimbo (1961)
Samurai's sword double-edged.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Yield To The Night (1956)
Capital punishment closes Dors.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Yentl (1983)
Jewess educated by crossdressing.
May 24, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Yentl (1983)
Streisand finds crossdressing educative.
May 24, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Psychedelia peppers land.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Yellow Rolls-Royce, The (1964)
Yellow Beauty's life story.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Yanks (1979)
Oversexed, overpaid, over here.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Yangtse Incident: The Story Of H.M.S. Amethyst (1957)
Chinese bombard relief warship.
Feb 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
Cube creates Ex-franchise.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
Xruciating Xecrable Xcrement.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
Diesel vehicle, Iced.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
Cube defeats Dafoe's coup.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
XXX (2002)
Disel Czechs out anarchists.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
XXX (2002)
Xtreme Xploits Xemplify Xander.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Magneto scorns 'cured' Mystique.
Feb 18, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Patrick Stewart is ex-avier.
Feb 18, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
X-Men (2000)
Special school trains mutants.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Xanadu (1980)
A muse doesn't amuse.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(8)
Wyatt Earp: Return To Tombstone (1994)
History gets Wyatt-washed.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Wyatt Earp (1994)
Costner encourages Tombstone growth.
Aug 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wuthering Heights (1992)
Fiennes seeks spirited lover.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Cathy captivates, croaks. Comeback.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Mutant hillbillies terrorise teens.
Feb 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Mutant mountain-men munchies.
Sep 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Appalachian cannibals trap cars.
Sep 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Cars convey cannibals's comestibles.
Sep 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Rubbernecker regrets ramming roadtrippers.
Sep 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wrong Arm Of The Law, The (1963)
I.P.O's encourage criminal cop-eration.
Nov 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wrong Arm Of The Law, The (1963)
Gates stops Aussie criminals.
Apr 2, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
Written On The Wind (1956)
Love's 'Stacked' against Rock.
Sep 8, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wreck Of The Mary Deare, The (1959)
Cooper's court of Minquier-ey.
Jul 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wreck Of The Battleship 'Maine' (1898)
Re - Maine's.
Mar 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Woodstock (1970)
Hendrix reigns in field.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wooden Horse, The (1950)
Beware POW's bearing gifts.
Mar 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Wonderland (2003)
Kilmer's career re-porn.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wonderful Wizard Of Oz, The (1910)
Oz colourless, soundless, timeless.
Mar 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Won Ton Ton, The Dog Who Saved Hollywood (1976)
Old Hollywood Won over.
Jun 7, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Women In Love (1969)
Nude WWF by fireplace.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Woman In Red, The (1984)
Wilder wants scarlet woman.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Wolves Of Willoughby Chase, The (1989)
Yorkshire, Wolves, Chase, orphans.
Feb 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wolf Creek (2005)
Meteor tourists get stalked.
Sep 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
Predator settles for Roadkill.
Sep 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
Outback kidnapper's backpacker massacre.
May 27, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wolf At The Door, The (1986)
Sutherland's Impression of Gauguin.
Aug 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Definitely not Kansas anymore.
Jun 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Garland gets Baums's rap.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wiz, The (1978)
Oz: colourized.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Witness For The Prosecution (1957)
Robarts crosses Plimsoll's lines.
Nov 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Witness (1985)
McGillis Haas old Ford.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Without A Clue (1988)
Clueless actor portrays sleuth.
May 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Without A Clue (1988)
Watson's a Holmes-maker.
May 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Withnail & I (1987)
Grant has fine whines.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Witchfinder General (1968)
Hopkins hunts hapless hags.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Witchfinder General (1968)
Price generally finds witches.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Witches, The (1990)
Mini-manimal crashes convention.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
Witches, The (1990)
Transmogrified tyke conquers coven.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wings (1927)
Bow's beau battles bi-planes.
Feb 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Windtalkers (2002)
US uses un-reserved warriors.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Windtalkers (2002)
Navajo narration nullifies 'Nips'.
Jul 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Windtalkers (2002)
'Nips' not know Navajo.
Jul 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Wind In The Willows, The (1996)
Python's disgorge Rat, Mole.
Nov 1, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Wind In The Willows, The (1987)
A 'Wind' that blows.
May 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Wind And The Lion, The (1975)
Kidnapping provokes 'big stick'.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Winchester '73 (1950)
Stewart's prize taken, repeatedly.
Sep 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Winchester '73 (1950)
Stewart's fratricide avenges patricide.
May 26, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wimbledon (2004)
Bettany courts Dunst.
Jan 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wilt (1989)
Lecturer murders blow-up doll.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wilder- confectioner of Oz.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Candy Man f..king terrifying.
May 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Wild, The (2006)
Saving pride-cub Ryan.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Fresh Prince going stale.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Wild Thornberrys Movie, The (2002)
Eliza blabs linguistic secret.
Jan 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Side (1995)
Re-cut gives Cammell hump.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wild One, The (1953)
Rebellious biker terrorises town.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wild North, The (1952)
Mountie catches Canuck killer.
Jul 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Page Range
Zulu D <---> Wild N
Wild H <---> War Of
War Of <---> U-571
U.S. M <---> Timeli
Time M <---> Team A
Team A <---> Steali
Starsk <---> Some L
Solomo <---> Shooti
Shiver <---> Scroog
Scroog <---> Roxann
Rounde <---> Red So
Red Sh <---> Prospe
Propos <---> Pink P
Pink F <---> Out Of
Our Li <---> North
North <---> MVP: M
MVP 2: <---> Monte
Monste <---> Mask O
MASH <---> Love A
Love A <---> Life A
Life A <---> Kojak:
Kojak: <---> Johnny
John W <---> Incept
In Whi <---> Hope A
Hoodwi <---> Haunti
Haunti <---> Grey O
Grey O <---> Goat,
Goat, <---> Fritz
Fritz <---> Fighti
Fighti <---> Entity
Entity <---> Dreamg
Draugh <---> Desper
Desper <---> Danger
Dances <---> Consum
Consta <---> City S
City O <---> Carry
Carry <---> Cabin
Cabare <---> Boys,
Boys I <---> Birds,
Birds, <---> Battle
Battle <---> Arling
Arizon <---> Aliens
Alien³ <---> 300
300 <---> (500)
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