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Reviews by 'noncentz'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5943
reviews published to date.
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Zuma Beach (1978)
Somers at the beach.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Zoolander (2001)
Male model becomes has-Ben.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Exhume for legume.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
A Coroner in Wheat.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Zombie Cop (1991)
Rob, zombie.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
The rage of Aquarius.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(34)
Zenobia (1939)
Ollie-phant.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Zelig (1983)
Gives me many Woody's.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Zed & Two Noughts, A (1985)
Amputation, consumation, animal desperation.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Zebra In The Kitchen (1965)
Town's stuck in quagga-mire.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Zebra In The Kitchen (1965)
Cooking with grevyi.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Zebra In The Kitchen (1965)
Dennis, the Menagerie.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Zebra In The Kitchen (1965)
Zebra's at the 'range'.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Zapped! (1982)
Charles is charged.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(11)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Antonioni Shepards hippie tedium.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Z (1969)
Hunted becomes the junta.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Chick is in email.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Hanks gets his log-off.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Yours, Mine And Ours (2005)
Am IIXXed marriage.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Youngblood (1986)
Lowe blows on ice.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985)
No hit, Sherlock.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Young Mr. Lincoln (1939)
Lincoln, designed by Ford.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Young Mr. Lincoln (1939)
Ford's theater shoots Lincoln.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
Sub-par Getty western.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Young Guns (1988)
Estevez, Cruise, Pony-boys.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Wilder joins corpse pieces.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(15)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Monster's Bald.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(12)
Young Einstein (1988)
Don't take biopic Seriously.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Young Doctors In Love (1982)
Antiseptic soap opera spoof.
Sep 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Young Adam (2003)
Barge over troubled water.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
James Bond, secret Asiant.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
You Gotta Stay Happy (1948)
It Happened One Flight.
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
You Don't Need Pajamas At Rosie's (1969)
Bisset's 'Summer of '69'.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
You Can't Take it With You (1938)
Crazy in-laws get arrested.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Yellowbeard (1983)
All-star swashbuckler, no treasure.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Imagine all the portholes.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Yellow Canary, The (1963)
Ye 'low budgied movie.
Mar 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Yearling, The (1946)
Boy fawns over deer.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Yearling, The (1946)
Bushtail and a Peck.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Bed Santa.
Nov 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Sans a Claus.
Nov 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Year Of The Yahoo! (1972)
Voters check yahoo male.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Runt Hunt becomes oriented.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)
Patriot Gams.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Yankee Doodle Daffy (1943)
Broadway Daffy Rose.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Y Tu Mamá También (2001)
Trio blows town, trio.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
XXX (2002)
Extreme sports, zero hair.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
XXX (2002)
Why? Why? Why?
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(137)
XXX (2002)
Cross continents, cross consonants.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(19)
X-Men (2000)
Wolverine shows mettle, metal.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Xanadu (1980)
Heaven's skate.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(34)
X2 (2003)
Picard, the next mutation.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
X2 (2003)
'Alloy Confidential'.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
X (1963)
Ray has X-Ray eyes.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wyatt Earp (1994)
Epic length, O.K. treatment.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wyatt Earp (1994)
Wyatt's so long? Dunno.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Love, Larry and moor.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Wu Shan Yun Yu (1996)
Yangtze doodle handy.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Sky Wrighters.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wrestling Dog, The (1894)
WWooF.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Wrestling (1892)
Dickson, the wrestling ring.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wrecking Crew, The (1969)
Ginger Spies.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wrecker's Ball: Three Dances By Paul Taylor, The (1996)
Trio the light fantastic.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wreck Of The Battleship 'Maine' (1898)
Founder of Spanish war.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wrath Of God, The (1972)
Senior Rita, seniorita.
Mar 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
The Longest Yid.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston sucks many DCXX.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
'World' features Richards' hemispheres.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Work (1915)
Sucky lovers blow job.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Woolen Under Where (1963)
Last wool and armament.
Mar 18, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Woodstock (1970)
Musicians play in mud.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Sex disease, Kevin Bacon.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Wonderland (2003)
The Iceman Cummeth.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Wonder Woman (1974)
Rope and Crosby.
Sep 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Woman Who Loved Elvis, The (1993)
Courtship of Elvis, father.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Woman Times Seven (1967)
Cuckold clock's at seven.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Woman In Red, The (1984)
LeBrock's skirt: Wilder's 'Itch'.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Woman Haters (1934)
Dumb trio gets chaste.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Woman For Joe, The (1955)
Joe's prospects looking up.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wolves Of Wall Street (2002)
Bull, bear, and wolf.
Feb 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wolves Of Wall Street (2002)
The Paw 'n broker.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Wolves Of Wall Street (2002)
American Werewolf 'n Fundin'.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wolf Man, The (1941)
Werewolf: L and ON.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Wizard Of Speed And Time, The (1989)
Director has persistent stutter.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Baum 's quad triggers witch.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(9)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Frank: Oz.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(14)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Lahr is pussylanimous.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Wiz, The (1978)
Yellow brick road- blacktopped.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(14)
Wiz, The (1978)
Yellow road's grooved surface.
May 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Witness For The Prosecution (1957)
Marlene's brilliant courtoom spectacle.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Witness (1985)
The Barn Identity.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Dipstic River.
Jan 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Rowed Trip.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Withnail & I (1987)
Rich E., Cunning ham.
Feb 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Witches, The (1990)
Huston taxes Dahl, us.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Horny devil humps housewives.
Dec 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Wooer is Hell.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Satan's Cool for Girls.
May 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wit (2001)
Humorous human maligns malignancy.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wish For Wings That Work, A (1991)
December of the penguin's.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Page Range
Zuma B <---> Wish F
Wise L <---> What A
What A <---> Valian
Valian <---> Turkis
Turkis <---> T-Men
Titicu <---> They M
They M <---> Tarzan
Tarzan <---> Surrog
Supers <---> Stephe
Stepfo <---> St. Lo
St. El <---> So I M
So Fin <---> Should
Short <---> Secret
Second <---> S.O.B.
S*P*Y* <---> Rip Va
Rip Pa <---> Raveno
Rat Ra <---> Privat
Privat <---> Place
Place <---> Paris,
Paris <---> On The
On The <---> No Suc
No Man <---> My Own
My Own <---> Motorc
Motor <---> Minori
Minerv <---> McHale
McCabe <---> Man In
Man Fr <---> Long S
Long K <---> Let's
Let It <---> Lady F
Lady F <---> Kaiser
K-911 <---> Jailho
Jackie <---> Import
Immort <---> How To
How To <---> Histor
Histor <---> Harper
Harold <---> Great
Great <---> Glass
Gladia <---> Front,
Front, <---> Fly Aw
Fluke <---> Fatty'
Fatso <---> Escape
Escape <---> Eat Dr
Eat An <---> Donnie
Donkey <---> Der Fu
Dentis <---> Dancer
Dance <---> Corpse
Corpse <---> Cold T
Cold M <---> Chicke
Chicke <---> Cavema
Cat's <---> Butter
Butter <---> Breaki
Breaki <---> Bloodl
Bloodh <---> Big Bi
Big <---> Beach
Beach <---> Backbe
Back T <---> Apartm
Apartm <---> All Nu
All Nu <---> Accomo
Accide <---> 12 Ang
12 Ang <---> (Bloop
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