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Reviews by 'bife'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4515
reviews published to date.
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Zoo (2007)
Man, with horse's head.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Zoo (2007)
Horse lover.
Jun 8, 2007
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(2)
Zoo (2007)
Horse: pain in arse.
Jun 8, 2007
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(2)
Zoo (2007)
Horses riding men!
Jun 8, 2007
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Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Mad Martian shoots vegetarians.
Feb 24, 2005
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(2)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Veggie burgers not organic!
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Bite worse than bark.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
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(31)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Dog bites ... then sucks!
May 29, 2005
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(1)
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
Signs of death.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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(9)
Zodiac (2007)
Unsuccessfully unravelling the Zodiac.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Zodiac (2007)
Cartoonist's conclusions are sketchy.
Aug 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Zit, The (2005)
A spot of bother.
Oct 12, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Zit, The (2005)
A Page of spots.
Oct 12, 2005
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(1)
Zit, The (2005)
Tiny Tim, big zit.
Oct 12, 2005
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(1)
Zip, The (1988)
Eric has hidden pocket.
May 20, 2004
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(4)
Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait (2006)
Zidane vs Villareal.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Frechette bangs desert fox.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Meg, Tom virus checked.
Jul 6, 2004
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(9)
Yours, Mine And Ours (1968)
10 + 8 = parent's nightmare.
Apr 12, 2005
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(3)
Young Winston (1972)
Churchill the Younger.
Sep 10, 2005
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(9)
Young Tom Edison (1940)
Sparky kid.
Oct 4, 2004
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(2)
Young Tom Edison (1940)
Rooney lights mum's life.
Oct 4, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
Slightly older Guns.
Sep 19, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
Young Guns (1988)
Billy the Brat.
Sep 19, 2006
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(1)
Young Einstein (1988)
Seriously flawed genious.
Oct 6, 2005
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(1)
You, Me And Dupree (2006)
Owen abuses welcome Matt.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Mossad agent bangs civilians.
Dec 26, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
You Don't Know Dick: Courageous Hearts Of Transsexual Men (1996)
Female sex add dicks.
Nov 22, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Yellowship of the Ringo.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
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(50)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Santa takes Christmas vacation.
Jan 2, 2005
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(6)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Father Christmas goes AWOL.
Jan 3, 2005
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(3)
Yankee Zulu (1993)
Black, white and Gray.
Mar 15, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
XXX (2002)
Name's XX. X XX.
May 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(47)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Cure found for X-gene.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
X-men become ex-men.
Jun 3, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Vinny Jones is unstoppable.
Jun 3, 2006
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Mutant Birdman of Alcatraz.
Jun 3, 2006
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(4)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Disturbing shade of Grey.
Jun 3, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Charles eXavier.
Jun 3, 2006
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(3)
X-Men (2000)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Humans??
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(40)
X-Men (2000)
Rogue stops rogues.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men (2000)
Halle of a Storm.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Xcalibur (2007)
Merlin wand grows larger.
Jun 2, 2010
Unscored
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X2 (2003)
Blood iron level dangerous.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Laurence of Yorkshire.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wuthering Heights (1992)
Fiennes' Yorkshire pudding.
Jun 19, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Air space Wrights.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
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(16)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Mankind takes off.
Jun 13, 2006
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(2)
Wrestling Dog, The (1894)
Dog fight.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
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(11)
Wrestling (1892)
The Ring (original version).
Nov 14, 2008
Unscored
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Wreck Of The Battleship 'Maine' (1898)
Sea world Maine attraction.
Feb 24, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Mancunian kids leak goals.
Nov 9, 2005
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(1)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston launches 620 rockets.
Sep 2, 2005
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(2)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Come again, Houston.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Takes 'F___ all' literally.
May 7, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston experiences tunnel congestion.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston out-bangs Chong.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
In. Out. x 250.
Feb 8, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
Queueing up for Chinese.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
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Working Girl (1988)
Break a leg, Sigourney.
Oct 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Working Girl (1988)
Melanie's into radio.
Oct 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Word Wars (2004)
Scrabbling for first place.
Dec 10, 2004
Unscored
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(4)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Kevin plays with kids.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Wonderwall (1968)
Professor covets precious Penny.
May 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wonderful Wizard Of Oz, The (1910)
Follow grey brick road!
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
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(25)
Wonderful Ice Cream Suit, The (1998)
Time-share extends to clothing.
Oct 18, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Wonder Woman (1974)
Prince, Diana. Happy ending.
May 26, 2007
Unscored
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Woman In A Hat (1985)
Pole dancing without pole.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Wizards (1977)
Sean's really Luke Skywalker.
Dec 24, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Lion, Witch, Wide road.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(42)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy has straw man.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dandy lion.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(40)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Brainless, heartless, cowardly heros.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy dreams in colour.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Oz promise delivers little.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wiz, The (1978)
Michael Jackson, straw man.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Wiz, The (1978)
Wacko Jacko's brainless.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Witness For The Prosecution (1957)
Dietrich uses her Powers.
May 12, 2004
Unscored
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(4)
Without Limits (1998)
Distance runner's shortened course.
Sep 19, 2006
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With God On Our Side: George W. Bush And The Rise Of The Religious Right In America (2004)
George Bush IS right!
Nov 22, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
With Byrd At The South Pole (1930)
Dickie Byrd flies south.
Sep 28, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Witches, The (1990)
Witches get Dahled up.
Oct 21, 2004
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(5)
Witches, The (1990)
Dahl, spellbinding.
Oct 21, 2004
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(6)
Witches, The (1990)
Luke squeeks in anger.
Feb 24, 2005
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(5)
Wisdom Of Crocodiles, The (1998)
Jude Law sucks.
Jan 24, 2005
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(3)
Winter's Tale, The (1967)
Bohemian ruler rules unbohemianly.
Sep 12, 2006
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(1)
Winter's Tale, The (1981)
Auntie films abandoned baby.
Sep 12, 2006
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(1)
Winning London (2001)
London's twin city.
Oct 18, 2004
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(5)
Winnie The Pooh: Seasons Of Giving (1999)
Giving Pooh sets example.
Apr 26, 2005
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(2)
Winnie The Pooh: A Valentine For You (1999)
Cuddly bear for Valentine.
Mar 10, 2005
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(1)
Winnie The Pooh Thanksgiving, A (1998)
Bear eats turkey.
Sep 13, 2005
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(1)
Winnie The Pooh Spookable Pooh (2000)
Bear scared Poohless.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Happy Pooh Day (1998)
Happy birthday to Pooh.
Apr 10, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Fun 'n Games (1998)
Winnie wins.
Apr 8, 2005
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(1)
Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Detective Tigger (1994)
Suspects get bounced.
Apr 7, 2005
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(1)
Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Cowboy Pooh (1994)
Bear, back, on horseback.
Sep 13, 2005
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(1)
Winnie The Pooh Learning: Sharing & Caring (1998)
Pooh shows soft side.
May 6, 2005
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(3)
Winnie The Pooh Learning: Growing Up (1996)
Pooh expands his horizons.
May 7, 2005
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(1)
Winnie The Pooh Franken Pooh (1999)
Reconstructed Pooh.
Apr 3, 2005
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(5)
Winnie The Pooh Franken Pooh (1999)
Teddy gets stitched up.
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Page Range
Zoo <---> Winnie
Winnie <---> Wallac
Wallac <---> U2: Ra
U2 3D <---> Tobogg
Tobacc <---> There
Thelma <---> Superg
Superg <---> Stand
Spy Wh <---> Slidin
Sleepy <---> Shaggy
Shadow <---> Saturd
Sarah <---> Rocky
Rocky <---> Red Dr
Red De <---> Postma
Postma <---> Peter
Peter <---> Out Of
Out In <---> Nude B
Now Yo <---> Myster
Mystèr <---> Mom's
Moby D <---> Max Mo
Max Du <---> Madonn
Madonn <---> Little
Little <---> Lady G
Lady G <---> Kes
Kenny <---> Jaws 3
Jaws 2 <---> I Was
I Was <---> Hoffa
Hobbit <---> Hannah
Hand, <---> Godfat
Godfat <---> Fried
Friday <---> Flight
Flesh <---> Eye Fo
Extrem <---> Empire
Empero <---> Dream
Dragon <---> Dick T
Dick <---> Dam Bu
Dallas <---> Comple
Comple <---> Chatte
Chatte <---> Caffet
Caddys <---> Boys D
Boy Wh <---> Biloxi
Billy <---> Be My
Be Coo <---> Avenge
Avatar <---> Americ
Americ <---> Admira
Admira <---> 1 Nigh
1 Nigh <---> (Bloop
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