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Reviews by 'Please Kill Me Now'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4494
reviews published to date.
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Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973)
Bowie announces his retirement.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973)
Bowie fellates Ronno's guitar.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973)
Wife pesters Bowie backstage.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973)
Bowie wears Kabuki getup.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973)
Bowie's Rock'n'Roll Suicide finale.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Ziegfeld Follies (1946)
Skelton whines about $2.
Apr 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Ziegfeld Follies (1946)
Keenan Wynn eats telephone.
Apr 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Zelig (1983)
Chameleon inspires dance crazes.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Zelig (1983)
A nobody becomes everybody.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Zelig (1983)
Psychiatrist's love cures neurosis.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Zelig (1983)
Woody at Nuremberg rallies.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Zazie Dans Le Métro (1960)
Spastic Zazie tours Paris.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Zazie Dans Le Métro (1960)
Zazie needs orthodontist, Ritalin.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
Erotic perfume inspires fantasies.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
Mermaids perform underwater cunnilingus.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
Tattoo artist decorates vulva.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
Horny anal angel orgy.
Jul 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Zabriskie Point (1970)
Lovemaking in Death Valley.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Zabriskie Point (1970)
Plane copulates with car.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Antonioni's hippie-dippy apocalypse.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Antonioni's lowest point, literally.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Did Frechette shoot cop?
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Zabriskie Point (1970)
Stolen Cessna buzzes Buick.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Zabriskie Point (1970)
Antonioni's Death Valley Daze.
Mar 27, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Monster sings Irving Berlin.
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Donald Pleasence strokes cat.
Nov 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Roald Dahl does 007.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
James Bond in Japan.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Pleasence has hideous scar.
Jun 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bikini babes pamper Bond.
Jun 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Blofeld feeds his piranhas.
May 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Connery has flying go-kart.
Jun 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Blofeld's rocket devours shuttles.
Sep 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Astronaut's umbilical lifeline clipped.
Sep 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond discovers volcano lair.
Oct 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Pleasence: creepiest Blofeld ever!
Oct 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
007 versus the volcano.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Blofeld's volcano not impregnable.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Yield To The Night (1956)
Dors channels Ruth Ellis.
Dec 27, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Yield To The Night (1956)
Dors on death row.
Aug 31, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Arms shipment piques Mel.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Mel, Sigourney smash roadblock.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Billy Kwan's fatal disillusionment.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Billy plays shadow puppets.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Mel, Sigourney break curfew.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
International romance in Jakarta.
May 16, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Mel, Sigourney live dangerously.
May 12, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Soldier detaches Mel's retina.
Apr 23, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Y Tu Mamá También (2001)
Masturbating on diving boards.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Y Tu Mamá También (2001)
Sultry Mexican road movie.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Monique Covét does London.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Double penetration in dungeon.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Strapped-on Monique penetrates DeSergio.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Monique fancies fetish fucking.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Monique wears latex hood.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Monique enjoys anal pegging.
Nov 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Silvia Saint plays doctor.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Nasty Monique, fetish freak.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Wrong Man, The (1956)
Criminal doppelganger frames Fonda.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Wrong Man, The (1956)
Fonda fingers rosary beads.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Written On The Wind (1956)
Handy Hudson. Soused Stack.
Apr 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
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World, The Flesh And The Devil, The (1959)
Post-nuclear interracial love triangle.
May 24, 2008
Scored 0/5
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World, The Flesh And The Devil, The (1959)
Racism worse than nukes?
May 26, 2008
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Women, The (1939)
'Red-headed octopus' steals husband.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Women, The (1939)
Cukor colorizes fashion show.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Women, The (1939)
Countess DeLave chases 'l'amour'.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Women In Love (1969)
Suicide ends Swiss honeymoon.
Apr 8, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Women In Love (1969)
Ragtime ruins Hermione's ballet.
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Women In Love (1969)
Male bonding = nude wrestling.
Apr 21, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Women In Love (1969)
Lake drained... drowners discovered.
Sep 24, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Woman In The Dunes (1964)
Okada has sandy affair.
May 26, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Woman In The Dunes (1964)
Insect researcher held captive.
May 30, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Woman In The Dunes (1964)
Japanese sex and sand.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Sandra sings Nina Simone.
May 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
'Little Red Corvette' striptease.
May 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Bodacious bisexual's stand-up confessional.
May 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Sandra wants to FUNK.
May 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Sandra's homage to Sylvester.
Jan 16, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Bernhard's self-referential lounge act.
Mar 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Bernhard breaks fourth wall.
Mar 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Bernhard embraces African-American culture.
Mar 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Bernhard leaves audience cold.
Mar 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
La Bernhard sings, strips.
Mar 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Plucky Sandra sells herself.
Mar 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Stripper Shoshanna upstages Sandra.
Mar 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Sandra haunted by rejection.
Mar 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Sandra pleads for acceptance.
Mar 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Sandra's sexuality overcomes self-doubt.
Mar 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Sandra's lesbianism goes unrequited.
Mar 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Expletive scrawled in lipstick.
Mar 21, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Witchfinder General (1968)
Price terrorizes Cromwellian England.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
Western + sci-fi. Doesn't work.
Apr 6, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
Will Smith in drag.
Apr 2, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
Kline masters 'mechanical stuff'.
Apr 2, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
Kline invents 'Air Gordon'.
Apr 2, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
Magnetic collars, mechanical spider.
Apr 5, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Wild Child, The (1969)
Truffaut civilizes savage protégé.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Wild Child, The (1969)
Truffaut's Rousseauist education parable.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Whore (1991)
Slimy pimp plagues Russell.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Whore (1991)
Russell narrates Streetwalking 101.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Page Range
Ziggy <---> Whore
Whore <---> View T
View T <---> Tropic
Tropic <---> Time O
Time B <---> Teorem
Teorem <---> Straw
Strang <---> Sophie
Sophie <---> Shawsh
Shawsh <---> Saturd
Sarago <---> Richar
Richar <---> Ran
Ran <---> Plenty
Platoo <---> Passen
Passen <---> O Luck
O Luck <---> Nixon
Nixon <---> Never
Networ <---> Monty
Monty <---> Mean S
Mean S <---> Manchu
Man Wi <---> Loser
Loser <---> Lawren
Lawren <---> Ladies
Lacomb <---> Jubile
Jubile <---> Invisi
Invisi <---> Hours,
Hours, <---> Heathe
Heathe <---> GoodFe
GoodFe <---> Ghost,
Ghost, <---> Forres
Forgot <---> Fargo
Fargo <---> Equus
Equus <---> Dr. St
Dr. St <---> Diamon
Diamon <---> Darlin
Darlin <---> Confes
Conan <---> Citize
Citize <---> Casino
Casino <---> Broadw
Broadw <---> Bowlin
Born O <---> Bitter
Bitter <---> Becket
Becket <---> Atonem
Atonem <---> Americ
Americ <---> About
About <---> ¡
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